Something very strange happened in P3 today! All of my children were replaced by some fangtastic witches and monsters! It was a very scary place to be! Luckily for me, they turned out to be boo’tiful monsters and they just wanted to dance the day away!
Happy Halloween to everyone in Saint Patrick’s and we wish you a safe and happy break!
We hope you enjoy some of our Halloween jokes.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn’t in it.
2. What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
Prank-enstein!
3. What kind of music do mummies love?
Wrap music.
4. How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo.
5. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
6. What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream!
7. What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
8. What does a witch use to do her hair?
Scarespray!
9. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
10. What room does a ghost not need?
A living room.
11. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A pumpkin patch.
